R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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