Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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