apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
