You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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