She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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