so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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