I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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