There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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