No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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