By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Enjoy the penises
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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