R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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