also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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