I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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