'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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