You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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