I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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