so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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