Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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