Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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