There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
