Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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