I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
the raccoons are back...
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