What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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