Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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