there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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