This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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