Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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