You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Floor bacon is actually really good
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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