her vagine was all disorganized.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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