i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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