office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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