So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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