If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can I color on your dick again?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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