When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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