Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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