You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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