just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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