no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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