Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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