So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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