the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
