I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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