just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
