fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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