You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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