I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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