hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
