Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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