Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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