but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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