Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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