i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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