It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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