How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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