no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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