It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i out mim tonsoeep
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