Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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